EXAAAAAAAAMS T_T ah well, at least now I’m bored enough to update the good ole blog lol. SO lots of stuff happened since the last blog. There was the BATT which was so much fun. I really enjoyed watching a particular group of people who refused to dance for the first hr and a half. Once they started tho, pretty fun to watch them try to dance. SO EPIK.

What else…OH okay so the legit new piano came in. SO NICE!

ALSO I got two summer jobs. Both of them as DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN! Woooooooo! So like the first one is just selling like kitchen knives and gardening tools, nothing too crazy. Decent pay too. The second one is for window washing and eavesdrop cleaning! I got training for that one today mhm mhm. It was interesting lol. I had a REALLY ANGRY middle aged fatass yell and assault me lol. Knicked me in the nose, moved my head away enough for it just to be a light hit but still…HE HIT ME! He had two very mean dogs inside the house too, I swear they had rabies. I GOT A SALE A COUPLE HOUSES LATER THO! So its cool. lol.

ANYWAYS! Enough about that. So a friend of mine showed me this group and I looked up some of their other stuff and their actually amazing. They do all of their songs a cappella. So like each guy in the band uses their voice to imitate an instrument and it actually sounds so pro. They got some crazy beat boxer giving the beats and some dude with an extremely low voice doing the bass guitar. ALSO this badass guy who can imitate an electric guitar and it sounds so pro. They’re do chilled out hip-hop and Mo-town and do-wop seriously so good. We need more people performing stuff like this instead of just rock and techno and rap. Don’t get me wrong I like all that stuff but its just to listen to some pure talent.

Shows their pro-a-cappella-ness LIVE

This is just a beautiful song. I’m pretty sure they used real instruments in this one though since it’s a collab with some German person.

This is one of their really nice songs. AGAIN NO INSTRUMENTS! To keep the beat box beat going they use a loop pedal, basically it records the sound and just repeats it so they don’t need to keep doing it.

Alrite to bring ya’ll back up to speed. Not much happened in these last two months. Exams, majority went well but sciences pwned me. December break, went skating again. HOUSE HOCKEY! FIRST IN THE LEAGUE (participation points are lame and shouldn’t count).

Anyways thats pretty much it. Gotten pretty hack now, skipped my first class, handed in an assigment late knowing i would lose marks for the first time. Iunno I just don’t really care anymore. Ah well what can you do.

Had to do my graduation write-ups, u know the little blurbs u put in the yearbook. It was so hard for me to stay within the word limit, infact I went over for both my head of house write-up and my grad write-up. Gonna miss high school so much. If you think about it these are the best years of our lives. Don’t need to pay the bills or for food. Well if we do its small in comparison to what we will pay in uni. All the inside jokes we have, our little gatherings, sketchy late nights at school. Ah well, just got to move on i guess.

WONG-FU PRODUCTIONS! how i missed you. watched a bunch of their stuff that i missed over the past 3 months. So awesome. http://www.wongfuproductions.com/ check em out.

Finally last thing, I would post a song but there are just far too many to talk about. We got Human by The Killers, Africa by Karl Wolf, Butterflies and Hurricanes by Muse, and I’m On a Boat by Lonely Island. SO i’ll just leave ya with this kickass commercial for coke.

Wooooo so this week was pretty fun. Thursday I went out to house hockey cause i wasn’t to sure if we had a full team, making my sis get to school at like 6:40 so i could make it in time for the game lawl. SHES GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN NEXT TUESDAY LAWL! but yea. after X many years of not skating it my skillz have gone down 10 fold.  so no more shooting ducks >.< HOWEVER i did touch the puck once,and made a successful pass, so I’m happy. We lost 5-2 but nevertheless it was a good game since one of their kids plays AA and they had like 15 people so they could play lines instead of us having only 2 subs. I was actually surprised the ref didn’t take me off for having the wrong skates.

After school we had house wing night! I think i did my job, we got like 25 people out, solid 10 more than last year.  got half of the grade 12s in our house to come as well as a couple grade 9 and 10s and the majority of the grade 8s. NONE of the grade 11s showed up just like they did last year. Srsly they do absolutely nothing. What i don’t understand is that how some of them just go home right after school. Like we offer so much extra curricular activities yet they just go home right away. Like srsly. whats the point of paying 25k a year if all you’re gonna do is learn.

Anyways g2 start planning the next event. House paintball or house bowling? I wanna pull out my bowling shirt again so i kinda wanna get that down.

AOGKAPSOKD EXAMS!

(on a side note, how do u make it so that each page of the blog is just one post, or like, links to the full posts instead of having the posts since the beginning of time all on one page?)

lol SO friday i went to the UCC/HC baorder coffee house and i have to say it was pretty amusing. I don’t see why boarders don’t want to go to these things. Anyways, a bunch of people performed, myself included. When it was my turn to go the keyboard was having some technical difficulties so i decided to do some pick up lines to pass the time. Used a few bad ones, shh megan n hilary, as well as some of my own. Anyways got a bunch of laughs from the guys as well as a few from the girls so i think i did my job. g2 prepare a full stand up sketch next time so it wont be just hack one liners. Anyways after that played a bit and accompanied Emiel as he improvised a love ballad so jokes.

Then kahim went up, sang appologize, it was so funny almost as esl as yifan lawl. THEN HE STARTED BREAKING so bad but soooo jokes. Hamilton did some stuff to, i was actually quite suprised hes a good singer. Hes like big hockey player, i think its hockey at least, but like big rite but then he can sing and play the guitar i might add pretty well.

THEN WE PLAYED ROCKBAND, its actually pretty fun. then everyone left. then we played left 4 dead ACTUALLY THE BEST ZOMBIE GAME EVER. its like PEW PEW PEW non stop killing, pew pew pew. then heads explode and like things die. pew pew pew. i actually forgot how much fun shooters were until that moment. pew pew pew. fvck i’m not gonna be able to study lawl. its so intense. WHY DOES MY COMP HAVE TO SUCK!? i waaaaaaaaaant >.< anyways heres the opening cinematic, so intense.

yea dunno, just gonna do a post. So like this week was pretty weak (SEE WHAT I DID THERE? WEEK AND WEAK SOUND THE SAME i would of tried to spell homanymsns but i would epic fail as shown) Bunch of tests and whatnot, like i did well on my math test but it wasn’t as good as i was hoping. did decently in physics too but like, it was a pretty crappy mark considering the test was pretty easy. Econ test i just wrote i’m hoping for a good mark but i ran out of time and didn’t draw as many graphs as i should of. Ah well.

Had to lead assembly on monday it was also epic fail. Couldn’t concentrate fvcked up quite a bit lawl. At least it was jokes.

NEW DRIVING RULES FOR YOUNG DRIVERS. Absolute crap.

So like there are new rules for these new laws proposed.

1. Can’t speed at all. like no buffer zone. license be suspended. like wtf srsly.

2. Absolutely no alcohol. okay that was is alrite. A little harsh but its not that bad.

3. only 1 non-family teenage passenger. okay WTF thats just stupid. Like srsly, we were taught CARPOOL CARPOOL then all of sudden they want to change that? thats just plain dumb. like if public transit wasn’t as shitty as it is right now maybe it wouldn’t be that bad but wtf. If you’re gonna go ahead with this law make the transit from the suburbs better before u put this into effect.

4. New G2 drivers under 21 have to wait until 36 months before getting fully lisenced. one and a half years is plenty, why bump it up to 3 full goddamn years? like wth?

But yea, been listening to hardstyle over the past two weeks or so. Its got some mad beatz.

this turned out to be more of a complaning post but yea. ah wells

santa clause parade is today and its SNOWING! will this mean its going to be a white christmas? legit we havn’t had one in like 4 years. weeeeee, so excited for break. gonna be awesome. / THE NEW ARENA IS NOW OPEN. they only got the olympic size rink but nevertheless it is open. We’re gonna start planning for some skate with BSS for sure, maybe we’ll open it up to the other schools too. Like legit go inside the rink is actually so nice. but yea.

PAKGPASOKDPAOKSG. I like cheese.

anyways new song, its a parody of the “in the ayer” song, pretty jokes.

okay when i said the piano was comming in two weeks i lied. ITS ALREADY HERE! came in this afternoon. SO NICE! AIGAJSOIDAJOIGJAOSIJDAOISJGij. a full yamaha upright piano.  sounds so much nicer than the electrical one we have. omg omg omg. okay. i’m done. thats all there is. oh i also lied about the speech, we pushed it back so now i’m going to be like going after the xmas break if we still remember it. lol. OH OH OH. and we did pin the tail on the donkey in house meeting today. so jokes.

okay so like, i wasn’t actually gonna tell ppl till i got pro but like i’m just too happy. I finally got a guitar. I’ve been asking for one since like ever. Always been a dream to go up in assembly with like no one knowing that i played and then just break out into an uber pro song but yea. SO HAPPY! srsly. best day of my life.

its a pretty nub guitar. acoustic yamaha, plastic strings, extra wide neck so i don’t touch the other strings, even though i do cause i got fat stubby fingers but yea. still sounds good. Learned how to play my favourite chord progression in G just a few minutes ago. Still trying to make it a smooth transition from E minor to C major to D major…so basically everything except for G to E minor lawl. BUT YEA. STILL GOOD! omg so happy. like srsly. so happy. WEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG. okay okay. i’m calm. Man it was out of no where too, my older sis is prolly gonna get lessons and my little sis and i will just learn off her. Man so pumped. WEEEEEEEEE

ALSO, we’re might get a new piano, the sale isn’t final but they approved the discount my dad was shooting for so unless he changes his mind next tuesday (which he likes to do but hopefully not) when he goes to sign the paper, we’re gonna get a legit upright piano, not the electrical upright hunk of junk we’ve been playing on since i can remember. WEEEEEEEEE srsly. so happy. If i can only get streetmix 2k9 now my life would actually be perfect. omg. omg. omg. okay. calm. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! omg. wow. so happy. I don’t even know where we’re gonna put the piano theres like no room in the house lawl.

okay okay, i just g2 chill, alrite… I also found out today about a new disney and pixar film called UP! regretably i showed this to aggy and she freaked out but yea (I DIDN’T MEAN TO I’M SRY!). Watch the trailer and see if u can find out why.  srsly, so much good things in one day. Even though theres no meat in tonights dinner i’m still happy omg. srsly. oiJOASIJGOAISJDIOJ i can’t stop spazzing. /not gonna look this over to see if it makes sense or not so if it doesn’t don’t blame me. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

heres the trailer

alrite so yesterday i vollunteered to be the school mascot…cookie monster. Now i’m not sure if this will come as a surprise to any of you but i would like to say that it is DAMN HOT IN THAT SUIT. legit after the 1st set my glasses fogged up from all my sweat. Then after the game when i took the costume off my shirt was legitly covered from top to bottom INCLUDING LONG SLEEVES in sweat. srsly. Jumping around keeping the crowd pumped for all the full hr and a half did not help at all. I feel sorry for whoever has to wear it next.

ANYWAYZ. so like i g2 write a speech for the monday assembly after the rememberance day assembly about somthing i believe in. Now Marco is going to be going first so i think its prolyl gonna be something serious so i wanna do something fun again. So i don’t need to read my announcements like a sports announcer, i still will tho so don’t worry. Anyways i was thinking about doing it on ARAMARK, or just random stuff about the school or life but yea. ANY IDEAZ PPLZ?!?!?!?!?!?

No song this time but w/e

Before i go on to my asking for help, i’d just like to say WHAT AN AWESOME WEEKEND THIS WAS. so much fun. but yea, moving on.

I need more ideas for house meeting. I’m like out. I’ve played ghost, done a rap battle, charades, try to make the longest grammatically correct run on sentence possible compeititon, and last week i hanged donuts from the cieling and got people to eat it with using only their mouths. BUT NOW I AM OUT OF IDEAZ! I NEED MORE! Please note that this is with like 80 ppl so any ideas must be able to be done in like 15 minutes and must be able to amuse 80 people. like it can be a 8 person game as long as its amusing for the other people to watch.

I’m thinking of just getting alot of whip cream and sticking a chocolate smarty in a bowl then just fill up the bowl with whip cream and have them try to get the smarty without using their hands. AOSIGJAOSIJDAOSIJG. I will not show anime.

Anyways found this song. actually i found it a long time ago, like a month ago or something just never got around to telling everyone. They’re a hip-hop/classical/r&b all mixed in one. So pro.

Their hardcore one (note the vid is a bit strange in this one)

their pretty one